Look who keeps showing up at my door when I’m asleep or gone? Jehovah’s Witnesses! These guys never give up! They love to stop me at the gas station or grocery store. I don’t think there is anything wrong with going to church or choosing to believe in God or not, but come on! Not everyone wants to believe in your God and/or give up holidays! How about this? You go to your place of worship and I will do what I want? I will go to the church I want to go to! That’s if I choose to do so! I’ve already tried your place of worship and it wasn’t for me. Don’t call me at work or on my cell phone either please! Sincerely, me!